Personalized orders
Tell me what it should say
Commissions are the best part of this. Bring me the animal, the phrase, the anniversary, the inside joke — I'll make it in the same hand as everything else on this site.
What it costs
Newsprint sermon
from $180
Your sentence, hand-lettered in paint marker over real newsprint. 11" × 22", mounted and ready to hang.
1–2 weeks
Portrait on canvas
from $450
Your pet, your bird, your questionable animal with a cigarette. 16" × 20" acrylic on stretched canvas.
3–4 weeks
Large / oval original
from $700
Bigger canvas, odd shape, or a moodier idea worked out together from sketch to finish.
4–6 weeks
How it goes
- 1
Send me the idea — a photo, a phrase, a mood, a size, a deadline.
- 2
I reply with a price, a timeline and a rough sketch or two.
- 3
Half down to get on the calendar (Apple Pay, Venmo, check or cash).
- 4
I share progress photos as it goes; small changes are free.
- 5
Balance due on approval, then pickup or shipping.
How payment works
Four ways to settle up
Card (pay now)
Pick "Card" on the form and pay right on the site — it's marked paid the moment it clears.
Apple Pay
I send a payment request to your phone number or email — tap once with Face ID and you're done.
Venmo
Send to @Lydia-Westmoreland-2 with the piece name in the note.
Check or cash
Cash at local pickup, or mail a personal check — I'll reply with the mailing address.
Fill out the form and you'll get a confirmation email right away with your details and exactly what happens next for the payment method you picked. Card payments happen on the site; the other three we settle directly.
Not sure what you want yet? Email Lydia.faye5164@gmail.com with whatever you've got and we'll figure it out together.